It’s been a while, but who other than Queen Ri could inspire me to come back? (Hi Katie!)
Speaking of, it’s been a WHILE since this single was released too. But I guess when you’re Rihanna you can do whatever the f*ck you want.
I have two thoughts:
1. Miley, this is how it’s done. We all know you’re just trying to be Rihanna and honey, it ain’t gonna happen. WE ALL REMEMBER HANNAH MONTANA DAWG. No matter how much of yo ass cheeks we see on the TV. Plus, no one can be Rihanna like Rihanna can.
2. I don’t even remember what my second thought was now. Oh yah… Can you straight up see one of her nipples when she’s wearing that rhinestone semi bra thing that honestly looks kind of painful, or am I trippin’?
I liked the blue chick with the gold bikini too.
I just wrote this whole post without once mentioning twerking. HA. May the general public’s obsession with twerking die just as quickly as Miley’s career will. (I hope.) (She will never have another song anywhere near as good as “Party in the U.S.A.”)(miss you kind of old Miley?)